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SOMETIMES MY ICON MAKES THE THINGS I POST/REBLOG RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS AND I JUST—

deerkstrider:

There’s this really bad pizza shop down town that I hope closes down. But then I looked at the sign outside the shop today and almost choked.

deerkstrider:

There’s this really bad pizza shop down town that I hope closes down. But then I looked at the sign outside the shop today and almost choked.

questionmarkshootingstarpinetree:

Gravity Falls

Bonus Gif Set 9
Most realistic argument with a sibling I’ve ever seen

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu)

mutantintraining:

faultyfeminist:

iamcamdon:

speckster:

reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


Although Homer is an extremely flawed character, what redeems him is the fact that he will always try and do what he thinks is best for his family - usually his madcap schemes start because either he wants to give his kids a better life or a need arises that he can’t provide with the current status quo.

That is why I will always prefer him to characters like Peter Griffin, who is often just fucking cruel to his family and treats them with disdain 

Fucking ugly sobbing

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

(Source: beesmygod)

queenbean03:

i-love-mmfd:

c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

i have a few friends who tend to say these things, and it makes me think, if they’re so skinny and somehow “see” themselves as fat, what do they see when they look at me? how disgusting do they think I am? because I actually am fat, It’s not just me feeling my thighs are huge, they are huge, for real, 

Friendly reminder that women of all shapes and sizes have eating disorders along with an extremely warped image of their own bodies and should not be shamed for that.

No, they shouldn’t be shamed, but I-love-mmfd kind of has a point too in that it’s rather discouraging to hear people who clearly aren’t overweight talk about themselves like they are when you know they’re either lighter or in far better shape than you.

People are going to take offense to the idea that their friends may be projecting their warped ideas (and ideals) of body image onto them, too.

(Source: weetzieglass)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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songsandvideogames:

God said Adam and Eve not drown Booker and leave

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

I never got any of those pokémon eggs.

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]