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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

And now, an Easter haiku…

mr-nonsensology:

Egg hunt at Litwak’s!
That egg has green hexagons!
Wait. Oh crap. SEND HELP.

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Happy Easter y’all!

((Happy Easter! :3))

Happy Easter too you too! I’d offer Jelly Beans but lots of folks are angry with them right now so it’d be in poor taste, so have a chocolate bunny

Happy Easter! ^_^

Happy Easter to you too! *tosses Cadbury Creme eggs around for all*

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

perpetualvelocity:

dance-like-a-tree:

can we just

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Mike wazowski got some competition

Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried

(Source: conquerorwurm)

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

ansaner:

문 후보님 리터칭 짤.

ansaner:

문 후보님 리터칭 짤.

nanxaimer:

Ladies and Gentlemen (and other), the Angel diaries, authored by a young barbarian learning about outside culture and the world around him.

I always draw these late at night when my humor becomes rather simplistic. There isn’t always effort behind them, but there is love! (and cheap humor) They’re done for a group called Land of Lurran on DA (Landoflurran.deviantart.com) that was opened a couple months ago but we have yet to attract members.

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl)

Aeiou

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

thecanadianiceman:

My phone messed up so badly I don’t know what’s happening.

thecanadianiceman:

My phone messed up so badly I don’t know what’s happening.

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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