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Oct 2

1am, go to the bathroom.

Clocks around the house strike 1

Grandparents have a cuckoo clock that sounds like a music box.

Rushes back to room before imagination blows it out of proportion and makes me, an adult, worry that That Damn Bear is in the house.

Oct 2

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

Oct 2

more importantly

perpetualvelocity:

umihotaru:

what are you gonna name your BL: The Pre-Sequel characters?? I’ll go for Goddess of Wisdom (Athena), WEELhelm (Wilhelm), Calamity Nisha (Nisha) and Craptrap (Claptrap)

Lbr i will probably name Claptrap “husband” and name Wilhelm “beefed up washing machine”

I second Beefed-Up Washing Machine, propose Slot Machine for Claptrap because you don’t know what you’re gonna get till you get it.

Oct 2

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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Oct 2

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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(Source: greed)

Oct 2
disneydamselestelle:

this sounds like something the grinch would do

disneydamselestelle:

this sounds like something the grinch would do

(Source: dreamjerky)

Oct 2

chestnuthowl:

paopu-wayfinder:

How to play Kingdom Hearts II

  • put one finger over the x button
  • put one finger over the  button
  • PRESS BOTH REPEATEDLY WHILE VIOLENTLY SHAKING THE CONTROLLER AND HOPE FOR THE BEST

never forget

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Oct 2
gymleadercheren:


I made you a present.

ITS PERFECT

gymleadercheren:

I made you a present.

ITS PERFECT

Oct 1

tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

Oct 1

gryffinewt:

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

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Oct 1

perpetualvelocity:

golden-spider-duck:

i kinda wanna make a nsfw blog but i’d just be drawing the same couples all the time probably

If i did that u know id draw the same naked nerd over and over

Who cares if it’s the same nerd over and over? I’ve been drawing near nothing but Ralph for like a year straight and nobody’s bothered by that

Oct 1
  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
Oct 1

neilnevins:

arthur-recaps:

he just left the kids by themselves

well there was a sale in Kitchen Crafts 

Oct 1
Oct 1